
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
“Are you certain? It will be untamed, vigorous and, well… large.”
‘Large is what I’m here for.’

Autism rates are driven by changes in policy and diagnostic criteria, not vaccinations
by u/draypresct

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained
SCP
fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work
HE’S STEALING THE BROWN
We can’t jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas
Dark Jolteon – Mitsuhiro Arita
look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter
peace and FUCKING love on planet earth
Fixed it
Every heist team needs to fill these four roles.