mphp
Uhh. Hi. Jason; 22, male, gay, Central New York/college on Long Island. I love math, musicals, piano, and psychology.

jessiedressesup:

sixpenceee:

Long exposure shot of glow sticks dropped into a waterfall. Photographed by reddit user TurkeyTaster.

waterfalls are gay culture

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

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“penguin brothers forever”

bitatulipa:

nyamafriend:

oquelem-sea:

30-minute-memes:

I Hear That’s Good

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me

MUHLANEE

shieldmaiden19:

garbagegold:

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I’m rereading Hamlet.

Okay that was the best use of that meme template I’ve ever seen.

yeahiwasintheshit:

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this is genius.

fieldbears:

todaysbird:

you haven’t appreciated blue jays until you’ve seen pictures of them up close with wings outstretched

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x

“put me the fuck down”

fictionismyfreakinglife:

naturelidragon:

axelinabox:

For the 3rd year in a row I’m seeing people give Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events a try and then get disapointed/angry that nothing good ever comes out of it that everything always seem to go wrong for the Baudelaire and I’m just… if only someone, anyone…. had warned them


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me: *is repeatidly told by the story itself that it doesnt end well, has a title sequence song that is just about how one should stop watching immediately because it’s sad, the narrator, each episode, tells me that i have an option of not watching it and proceeds to wait a few seconds for me to leave*

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: *isn’t a happy story*

me:

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A Series of Unfornate Events: *is a A Series of Unfornate Events*

me:

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greycorbie:

charlesoberonn:

marsincharge:

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

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Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

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fuckyeahgreatplays:

“Playwrights, directors, designers and actors shape the stories we tell in the theater and the stories we tell become the world we live in. If the stories of one group are hierarchized above those of another, that signals to the world that the rest of us are not nearly as important — that when bad things happen to us it is incidental, or worse, deserved.”

Men still dominate top theater jobs. Here’s how that hurts women. by Rebecca Gilman

A small part of the article, but one I was happy about- this all-female production started as part of the Big Ten Theatre Consortium, where Big Ten colleges commissioned new plays by women that must include at least 6 major roles for young women. 

kiwianaroha:

“Smithsonian museums are closed. There are no federal staffers to answer tourists’ questions at the Lincoln Memorial. And across the United States, national parks are cluttered with trash. Yet despite the federal government shutdown, a historic clock tower at the Trump International Hotel remained open Friday for its handful of visitors, staffed by green-clad National Park Service rangers. “We’re open!” one National Park Service ranger declared around lunchtime, pushing an elevator button for a lone visitor entering the site through a side entrance to ride to the top of the 315-foot-high, nearly 120-year-old clock tower. The Trump administration appears to have gone out of its way to keep the attraction in the federally owned building that houses the Trump hotel open and staffed with National Park Service rangers, even as other federal agencies shut all but the most essential services. Amanda Osborn, a spokeswoman for the General Services Administration, which owns the building and leases it to the Trump Organization, said in an email that the shutdown exemption for the comparatively little-known clock tower was “unrelated to the facility’s tenant” — the Trump business. The agency says the law that put it in charge of the site obligates it to keep it open, even as federal Washington closes around it. But the scene at the modest historic site at the Trump hotel building, where rangers often outnumber visitors, marked the latest episode in which Trump’s business interests have overlapped with the work of the federal government, creating at least the appearance of a conflict of interest.”

Shutdown spares federal park rangers at site in Trump hotel
(via dendroica)

coelasquid:

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Anyway that was nice news to wake up to today.